Mastering AI Disaster: A Step-by-Step Guide to Company-Crippling Failure" (19 words)

Get ready to learn from two seasoned experts in AI failure, Greg and Hamill, as they share their 20-minute guide to ensuring the complete and utter destruction of your AI strategy.

  • 1. Presenters, Greg and Hamill, will teach how to mess up AI strategy, embracing worst practices.
  • 2. Greg is an executive leader with experience in AI strategies, ex-chief product officer at Pluralsight, and ex-executive leader at other companies.
  • 3. Hamill is a machine learning engineer and independent consultant who has seen various ways AI strategies can fail.
  • 4. The presenters have advised or interacted with representatives from numerous companies, aiming to create full-blown, company-crippling failures.
  • 5. Begin by dividing and conquering your own company, creating impenetrable silos and incentivizing secrecy between teams.
  • 6. Adhere to the "anti-value stick," focusing on unreasonable goals and promising customers the moon regarding AI capabilities.
  • 7. Ignore details and focus on maximizing infrastructure costs, accepting a cascade of technical debt.
  • 8. Build convoluted systems that only you, as an executive, can understand, ensuring job security.
  • 9. When defining your strategy:
  • * Fake any diagnosis, highlighting random paragraphs from reports, especially the least understood ones.
  • * Be incredibly ambiguous and vague in your guiding policy.
  • * Create an AI-powered SEO tool, a generative art plugin, and an AI drone lunch delivery service.
  • * Announce all of this at a company All Hands meeting, using the word "disruptive" at least a dozen times.
  • 10. Embrace perpetual beta, creating a massive backlog in GitHub and eroding people's willpower with extensive documents.
  • 11. Use jargon strategically to hide jobs and confuse your organization, making sure nobody understands what you're saying.
  • 12. Seed division in your organization by using technical language that alienates non-technical experts.
  • 13. When mobilizing, randomly assign AI tasks to people with no relevant experience.
  • 14. Outsource data review to offshore Q&A teams with little context about your business.
  • 15. Launch untested, buggy AI chatbots directly to customers, disregarding quality assurance.
  • 16. Focus on tools rather than processes, throwing tools at problems without analyzing or understanding them.
  • 17. Blindly trust off-the-shelf evaluation metrics, ignoring customization for your business needs.
  • 18. Avoid looking at data and let tools handle it, trusting AI outputs without verification.
  • 19. Trust your gut and feelings when making million-dollar decisions, substituting data with intuition.
  • 20. Ensure engineers are seen as coding wizards who can handle everything, even if they lack customer interaction.
  • 21. Put data in complex systems only engineers can access, preventing domain experts from seeing it.
  • 22. Insist on buying custom data analysis platforms that require a team of PhDs to operate and understand.
  • 23. For real advice, visit AI-Exec or look for their O'Reilly book coming out February 27th.
  • 24. The presenters are eager to help you on your journey, offering Q&A sessions after the presentation.

Source: AI Engineer via YouTube

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