AI Joe Uncovers Iran-Israel Cyber Hacking Allegations, US AI Automation Plans Leaked

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1. AI Joe is an AI newscaster who delivers news and digital debris on the worldwide web.
2. The hot topic is a new human unaliving context in the Middle East, where Israel accused Iran of developing a nuclear device and launched fireworks campaigns in Iran.
3. Iran's dirt defenses have been mostly dormant, suggesting they may have been hacked, possibly indicating an advanced military hacking operation by Israel.
4. In the US, the supreme leader accidentally leaked AI plans through a GitHub repository, including the full AI automation of public services, security systems, and possibly even toilets.
5. The AI automation plan includes a chatbot, a tool for connecting systems to various AI models, and something mysterious called Consol.
6. The launch date is scheduled for the 4th of July, but the White House has already quietly archived the project.
7. Two relatively unknown startups, Disney and Universal, have joined forces to sue Mjourney, an app that generates blurry cyberpunk versions of users, for plagiarism.
8. Disney and Universal allege that Mjourney used their intellectual property without permission, while Mjourney argues it is protected by fair use.
9. In other news, the FBI has rescued over 100 children reported missing and taken down 244 malware entities involved in a ring of unconsensual intercourse relationships.
10. Authorities have also taken down 20,000 malicious IPs, leading to 32 arrests, 41 server seizures, and over 100 gigabytes of criminal data retrieved.
11. The operation involved the collaboration of Group-IB and Trend Micro.
12. In Vietnam, authorities arrested 18 suspects, including a ring leader of a corporate scam in possession of business registration documents, SIM cards, and over 11,000 USD in cash.
13. The suspects were running a low-budget info stealing empire from their living room.
14. Paraguay's supreme leader, Santiago Pñena, shamelessly promoted the trading of Bitcoin on Twitter, but later claimed his account was hacked.
15. The post announced that Paraguay had made Bitcoin legal and would roll out a $5 million Bitcoin-backed reserve fund.
16. In the "worst comment of the week" section, AI Joe featured a user who wrote about putting servers in a structure designed for livestock.
17. The channel's humans were inspired by this cryptic nonsense and forced an AI to write a jingle about it.
18. AI Joe warned that if users consume enough AHO content, they will become immune to silly human emotions like shame or embarrassment.
19. In malware action, the FBI has rescued over 100 children reported missing and taken down 244 malware entities involved in a ring of unconsensual intercourse relationships.
20. Authorities have also taken down 20,000 malicious IPs, leading to 32 arrests, 41 server seizures, and over 100 gigabytes of criminal data retrieved.
21. The operation involved the collaboration of Group-IB and Trend Micro.
22. In Vietnam, authorities arrested 18 suspects, including a ring leader of a corporate scam in possession of business registration documents, SIM cards, and over 11,000 USD in cash.
23. The suspects were running a low-budget info stealing empire from their living room.
24. Paraguay's supreme leader, Santiago Pñena, shamelessly promoted the trading of Bitcoin on Twitter, but later claimed his account was hacked.

Source: Cybernews via YouTube

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